Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).

Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?

by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008

jizz guzzler

basically another word for a slag.
(nice girls sip their jizz)

1. "Hey me n rachel are going out tomorrow night"
"i cant believe you're going out with her, she's a total jizz guzzler. You should ask jessica she's really sweet, she sips her jizz"

by Fanonymous February 16, 2007

cum guzzlin gutter slut

a woman who swallows after giving head everytime she does it

She is a cum guzzlin gutter slut

by The Original Bubby, Bitches September 17, 2008

cum guzzler

when a girl swallows, instead of spitting

"Yo that bitch is one fine cum guzzler."

"I am not a fucking cum guzzler. I'm a virgin"

"I'm not a cum guzzler, I spit"

by bafm October 17, 2006

cock guzzler

this is one who swallows cock for a living, forget giving this cock guzzler a beer at a party, he will settle for a nice cock instead.

Jake was a cock guzzler all night, he could have had a jagbomb, but took a giz bomb instead

by terry one love April 25, 2006

Guzz

The Naval Base at Plymouth, so called because of the Hindi word for a "yard" (36 inches) being a "guz", and the "Dockyard" being abbreviated to "The Yard" in the 19th century, leading to sailors calling Devonport, "The Guzz", or simply, "Guzz".

Stoker: "Are you a Guzz rate, or a Pompey rate?"
Dabber: "Guzz, till I die. I ain't from dog shit city".

by Matelot January 17, 2015

Semen Guzzler

Someone who drinks down Semen like a hummer drinks down gas.

Hey doode i just got a blowjob, she was a real "Semen Guzzler

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010