guru

swaggy person

guru please speak to me yeehaw i’m bored lol jk send help

by thikki nikki eggy croissant 🥚🥐 June 8, 2019

guru

A spiritual healer.
One who helps others in need with out reward because he is above that.

Gure Nanak Dev Ji

by Sensible December 10, 2003

gudja guru

When something is totally excellent!

That was gudja motherfucking guru!

by Dirt Dogg March 15, 2005

Halo Guru

When you play beyond the game and you read the books, the back stories and deep passages from the games of the Halo Universe

-"Yo I didn't know that in the Portals on the Ark, they explained that if someone were to fire all the Halos from here, more than 2 dozen Worlds of intelligent life across the galaxy would be destroyed."
-"Who told you that?"
-"Alex. He is quite the Halo Guru"

by Daniel_C August 12, 2008

guruship

The period during which a person serves as a guru, one who leads the creation from unreality to reality, from the darkness of ignorance to the light of knowledge.

Chad Cashin taught all of OS about reserve buys; he rocked his guruship.

by reservebuy October 10, 2010

guru

somebody who is supposed to be an expert on something.

Why do you read advice columns, horoscopes and whatever the fashion gurus and motivational speakers say? You don't need these gurus to govern your life or your point of view. Just be yourself. What do you see? Just be nobody but YOU.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007

forum guru

A fascist dictator who edits or deletes messages for his own amusement.

*Message edited by Hudson Hawk*

by Cat October 17, 2003