guffington

a blowjob, also known as "giving head".

chelsea amaral gave the entire party guffingtons.

by guffington February 1, 2009

Guffer

An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.

Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!

by The Babber October 7, 2019

guffhaling

to inhale someone elses guff

by My June 11, 2003

Giffel

A word meaning girlfriend. Started as gffl, meaning girlfriend for life, then the I and E were added to make it a "real" word.

see biffel

"woah, is that your giffel??"
"yep, that's her!"

by cpugeek1111 April 12, 2010

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

giffed

The millennial version of the word "posterized." Being giffed refers to the process where a noteworthy dunk over someone else is then turned into a .gif and shared across the internet.

Friend I: Did you see Brandon Jennings get obviated trying to block a dunk again the other day?
Friend II: Yeah that fool got fucking giffed!

by KenmoreFans August 17, 2016

brown guff

a term that is used for talking about cum.

ye m8! i brown guffed all ova her!

by EggyStoner March 30, 2005