Brian Griffin

A beloved cartoon character that got ran over by some asshole, and now he's dead.

Brian Griffin : I love you all.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Chris : Mom, is he ...
Lois : Yes Chris, *sobs* our Brian is dead.

by Wyzzy November 30, 2013

Gender Gifted

Man with a huge dick (Texas interpretation www.noagendaplayer.com/listen/829/2-25-45)

I'm a grower not a shower. I'm gender gifted.

by lomowin June 4, 2016

shoot the gift

To apply the gift of gab, performing lyrical miracles, or (somewhat less commonly) talking people into doing what one wants. Occasionally both at once.

When I meet a bitch, I bust that Jedi Mind Trick, and I shoot the gift till dat ass hits my fist.

by buttcheeks_mcgee June 29, 2009

Dirty Griffin

It is a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a mustache, you give the person a unibrow with your shit covered dick.

To spice things up, Bill gave Terry a dirty griffin instead of the usual dirty sanchez.

by thejohnwagon April 25, 2011

re-gifter

A person who gives things they received from others as gifts. They take what was given to them and send it to someone else out of laziness and spite.

Derived from Seinfeld

I think he gave you the same book I bought him for Christmas. He is a damn re-gifter!

by elok April 30, 2005

Blake Griffin

The poster child of the Los Angeles Clippers who will dunk the shit out of you.
Hes also the sexiest player in the NBA, seriously.

"Hey, did you see Blake Griffin dunk on Gasol last night?"

"Yeah man, he shitted on him."

by the nator gator April 20, 2013

Graftzilla

A grafter of Godzilla proportions. A person who finds it hard to not flirt with human beings, no matter how repulsive the victim may be.

Josh, you Graftzilla, get the fuck off my Gran!

by BINTANCALOPEZ December 31, 2011