Grangemouth Handshake

The act of anal sex with a radioactive strap on dildo.
Often linked to increased chances of gastrointestinal cancers due to the radiation, and related to Grangemouth due to the grimy industrial town's refinery plant.

"So I found out that I had bum cancer, and thinking back, it was probably because of that Grangemouth Handshake my ex gave me."

by Raptorclaw August 18, 2018

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Granola lot

A group of middle to upper middle class people working in charities, with little or no hands-on or genuine practical experience of working with people suffering in order to make themselves feel good and look cool, hip and fashionable.

Did you get help with your problem Dave?

No I saw one of the granola lot so I was belittled and given a leaflet.

by Reality Charity August 21, 2018

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granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.

“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”

by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020

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