Hugh Grantism

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

Hugh Granting

The act of playing the same character in every movie you appear in, modernly reffered to as "Russel Branding"

I'm getting sick of this Seth Rogen guy "Hugh Granting" all the time!

by Mr Blue. December 14, 2010

graine

graine: French canadian slang term for penis.

Mets-y la graine dans le cul, 90 degré pas de crachat
Put your dick in her but, 90 degree no spit.

Osti que t'es graine.
You're such a dick.

Je vois rien, j'ai une graine dans l'oeil.
I can't see, there's a penis in my eye.

by Philipute January 2, 2011

Grant-dick

A unit of measurement equaling one-one thousandth of an inch.

When trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named Grant says, "Oh, that would be about 36,000 Grant-dicks long", making your buddies then ask, "So Grant, your saying your dick is only 1/1000th of an inch? Sucks to be you"

by G4$ September 21, 2013

Grant Cardone

A 60 year old former heroine addict who after recovery become a hectamillioanre selling houses ,condos , apartments, sales courses along with literally hundreds of other items to low income business owners. He generally sees himself as a the head of his 10X cult in which he pushes all persons to increase all quantities of activities in their lives by 10 with the exception of how much money they give him which he order an increase of by 100 fold.

"You can fake a Lamborghini and a Yacht but you can't fake a private jet" - Grant Cardone.

by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018

going against the grain

Doing the opposite of what is requested

Man, I ask you to wear jeans, here you come in a suit, you always going against the grain!

by Isaid it November 27, 2017

golden grain

An extremely potent alcholic beverage that is 190 proof (95% alcohol), the highest proof alcohol that can exist without evaporating! A warning label says it is not to be consumed without mixing it with something. Contrary to popular belief, Golden Grain is the SAME as Everclear. They are both produced by the same company. Golden grain is generally a bit higher priced as it might be filtered more. It is illegal in some states.

John made a terrible face as he downed a full shot of Golden Grain.

by Chris Cowart November 26, 2006