Metallic Graham

When you're kissing a woman, when you realise that it's actually a shemale.

Holy shit, last night I had a Metallic Graham!

by Crimgoure June 10, 2009

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Dr Graham

A self taught medical genius who has the answer to all of your problems.

Joe-"I think I have caught congenital heart disease, how can I find out if this is true"
Mama- "Check with Dr Graham, I'm sure he'll have the answer"

by Joepenis August 25, 2021

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Graham Slam

When the bases are loaded and a hitter comes up to bat, hits the ball really far but stops at third base.

-Dude, he got a Graham Slam!

-Ya, it was almost a home run.

by swazzerballa March 7, 2010

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Graham Cracker

A racial slur for Hispanics

Hey Christian, you're a fucking graham cracker

by Jamal Franks April 26, 2022

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Dirty Graham

Licking a guys gooch whilst sniffing their anus when they have bad diarrhoea.

"Dude you are covered in shit!"
"Yeah I was just giving Pat a Dirty Graham"

by Dirty Mutton May 28, 2022

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A modification of The Houdini; a guy has sex with a girl doggy style, and then half way through, stops and says he needs to use the bathroom or begins to finger her. A friend then sneaks in to switch places with the original guy. After a few minutes of this, the original guy then calls the girl and gets her to pick up while his friend is banging her, and talks to her. On the phone. Hence--- The Graham Bell, as in Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.

Joe: Did you here what Steve did to Lisa last night?
Matt: No. What'd he do?
Joe: Oh it was awesome, he totally gave her The Graham Bell with Kyle.
Matt: Whoa! No way!
Joe: Yeah he talked to the bitch for 2 minutes before she realized she'd ben 'Graham'ed.
Matt: Lol Slutz

by Roger Sterling September 9, 2009

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