Silly Gooeses

Silly gooeses is a word when used to describe some silly, or funny! It could also be used when you see some "silly gooeses".

"That maddie girl is such a Silly gooeses!"

by Liavents April 17, 2020

Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

straight goods

Used (usually) by heterosexual (mostly chauvenist) males when describing relatively easy sex or easy females. In other words, there is/was little, or no, effort (such as dinner, movie, time, money, favors, etc.) to receive sex whether regularly, or on a date, etc.

I love having Lana on the side. She's low maintenance and delivers the straight goods. No need for dinner, expenses and all that stuff, we just do it right away and that's it.

by PuZZleR September 15, 2005

goonswappa

An imaginary word having noting to do with anything, but often refeering to a cat in heat.

Those stupid cats are goonswappaing under my deck again, I wish my girlfriend was that horny.

by Phred October 12, 2004

Goonsquatch

extremely big, tall and ugly female much resembling a sasquatch.

Any female professional basketball player; Rosie O'Donnell; teh Guiness Book of World Record holder for tallest female. "Holy shit!, there goes a goonsquatch walking down the street!"

by GoonBasher October 15, 2008

gonosyphilherpaids

Acute STD consisting of various mutated forms of gonorhea, syphilis, herpes and AIDS. Very similar to Gonosyphilhepiterpes.

Randy gave Sally gonosyphilherpaids.

by Stan Fenton May 5, 2003

gonosyphilhepiterpes

Acute STD consisting of various mutated forms of gonorhea, syphilis, hepatitis and herpes. Similar to gonosyphilherpaids.

Jenny's lower labia fell off after she contracted gonosyphilhepiterpes.

by Stan Fenton May 5, 2003