goober

What happened to my sister one day..often followed by a short sporadic jolt of the body a small snort and some drool, Also called dry sex or wimpy sex.
The mood was tense in the room with the TV flickering in the background...Larry lay fully clothed on Sam trying desperately to get her into the mood, failing this Larry desided to rub himself on Sam like a dog on heat, jolted then drooled then fell asleep...

SAM: "EWWWw did u just GOOBER on me???""
by korbo October 11, 2006
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A word used to describe Aletheia. Usually in a good way. Can mean crazy, warm hearted, yet unusual person.
Altheia is a goober the size of my booger.
by Lafawnduh April 07, 2005
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goobers

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.
"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"
by Dave Lucas May 01, 2008
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goober

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.
She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.
by reptiles October 04, 2002
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to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.
'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'
by somefungal October 13, 2011
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1. Boogers
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.
Toke-master: "Frank you're such a goober!"
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."
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For revenge Bart hawked a juicy goober into Lisa's lunch box.
by George Snelling April 25, 2003
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