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glock whip

To take the end of a glock and beat the living shit out of someone with it
This girl was talking crap so I glock whipped her ass”
by Forever553344 October 31, 2019
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Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.
Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!
by GabeShooter April 1, 2019
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bison glocks

Un esti de bombarde
Tu viens de lag un bison glocks?
by Grégule July 19, 2020
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Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020
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glock fanboy

A person who is extremely dedicated to the glock brand pistols. They will stop at no length to prove that their glock beats any other pistol. They also like to shit on other cheaper options even though they might have the same quality and more features. It is not always used as a insult and some people acknowledge that they are glock fanboys.
John: i just shot an awesome group with my CZ shadow, it really has a great trigger

James: hahaha definitely not as of a trigger good as my glock! Plus the grip angle is really ergonomic

John: bruh glock triggers are honestly pretty bad. Plus that grip looks like a microwave. your just a glock fanboy
by Shooter420420 March 26, 2021
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Glock Block

The act of stopping the use of a firearm by means of physical, emotional, or logical surpression.
Carl - I'm going to shoot that dude!

Max - If you shoot him I am going to kill your dog.

Carl - Why the fuck are you Glock Blocking me Max?
by Johnnyboy641 October 30, 2008
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meat glock

cunt seeking, semi automitac assault weapon.
I unloaded a clip from me meat glock into her spam catcher
by Baz July 18, 2004
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