Glazing a porkchop

To finish (blow your load) on one buttcheek or the entire buttocks.
Dawg I totally glazed Rebecca’s pork chops last night. -Glazing a porkchop
by Porkchop42069 January 14, 2018
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Glazed Picasso

When you collect your mans nut in a jar over a long period of time and then decide to disperse the nut into smaller jars and add food dye to each one, changing the color of the nut. You then will buy a canvas and paint something solely out of his nut and when you’re finished, present it to him. The leftover “paint” you can either drink, cook with, or slather yourself in it.
random bruh: hey man! what did you do last night?

me: dude, my girl saved up my nut for over a year and made me a glazed picasso for our anniversary!
by grincxh May 25, 2020
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GLAZED CHICKEN

why the shit would you look this up, what circumstances do you have to be in to search this up. when would you need to search up glazed chicken. its just chicken with idk fucking oil on it or some shit
i will shove a glazed chicken up your nose if you don't scram rn
by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 02, 2020
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Glazed Donut

When you cum on the butthole of someone instead of the inside
Sorry babe, I gave you a glazed donut
by Diqueef January 13, 2021
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Glazed Doughnut

A Ring of Sperm left around Ones anus after Anal Sex
After The Buttsex Session, Jim left His Girlfriend A Glazed Doughnut
by UrbanDJ1996 July 06, 2010
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thigh glaze

n. the thin layer of semen that is leaked from a woman following a cream pie and is then spread all over due to the motion of her inner thighs
Ann started to chafe once her thigh glaze began to harden.
by K1ng October 31, 2006
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Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.
by Urban douche November 29, 2010
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