Thanksgiving Nut Gobble

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

by srathraz November 27, 2009

pseudo-girble

Faking to have girl trouble, when in fact there was nothing to begin with. This is what happens when a one way relationship suffers a "breakup".

(1)
Dude, Heidi Klum got married to Seal! May get into a state of pseudo-girble over this.

(2)
Dick: This girl in my dance class totally shot me down after being "friends" with her for six months, man! She's been dating Tim!

Tom: Snap out of it. That's just pseduo-girble!

by darealgirbler April 6, 2009

gobble and cheese

a person giving oral sex to a man that tastes of cheese, and has babybell tucked under his foreskin

the man tasted of babybell he had not washed for sooo long, it was like gobble and cheese

by john p foster September 13, 2008

Gibbler

(Verb) To enter a friend's residence without knocking, with an attitude of nonchalance or excitement. Like Kimmy Gibbler from Full House. (Noun) One who Gibblers.

Come over whenever and just Gibbler on in here.

by Chefload July 1, 2015

gobble my knob

Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.

He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.

by Stormcrafter April 28, 2006

gobble the goop

swallowing semen with enthusiasm. A knob gobbler who swallows instead of spitting.

1.)from the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl that gobbles the goop";
2.) look babe, if you want to keep your sheets dry you are going to have to gobble the goop

by Jagger Shaft May 27, 2006

Gobble Job

First used by Brittany The Fat Slob. When a human being excitedly and eagerly takes a penis into their mouth, in order to give fellatio

Wow, Brittany is grat at Gobble Jobs!
or
Hey, I got gobbled last night!

by Brittany Brizone December 3, 2004