TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
by Pushmataha January 29, 2023
Get the The Geezer Banditmug. Some people use It as a term to greet a friend but the geezer I know is a mop haired emo, he loves chocolate too much and is secretly a fruity Don his dad is tt but his sister is a dirty crackhead who thinks she famous. His house is basically a homeless shelter and could easily be robbed by a few Grebs. Overall he’s a bit of a tramp
by Anti geez November 13, 2019
Get the Geezermug. by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022
Get the turbo geezermug. Stereotyping a geezer to standing outside a pub liking beer,tits and F-all else other than football. Geezerism is classed as discrimination toward a geezers
by Rhinos01 January 2, 2020
Get the Geezerismmug. An older person that gets frustrated and annoyed by technology and confusion in regard to new concepts and ways of understanding .
by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021
Get the Geezermug. A guy that’s basically a lame ass nigga that does nothing with his life he just sits on his ass all day
by Zay3000 February 1, 2020
Get the Geezermug. Old greasy ugly nasty motherfuckers. Likes to lurk in dark corridors waiting to harass poor young women. These nasty sons of bitches are N-A-S-T-Y DISGUSTING fat fucking mother fuckers.
by Accuratdefs May 4, 2020
Get the Geezermug.