barcardi geezer

a man who thinks he is ahem "well 'ard" but drinks alcopops and such like.
may also adopt leaning pose to emphasise gayness
is often stereotypical of a gay chav

uz (u is) a barcardi geezer innit m8

by amberw1990 January 31, 2007

Bacardi Geezer

A gentleman of the girly drink persuasion, possibly also of dubious sexual orientation

"I couldn't believe it! Quentin ordered a Woo Woo in that last round - he's a right Bacardi geezer"!

by Kilostream October 9, 2008

diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

cock-geezer

A person you'd peg for having an old looking cock

when a guy tries extra hard to impress girls with his flash car and popped collar the chances are that he is doing this because he is suffering from a non-medically recognized ailment called cockgeezerdom there for he is a cock-geezer.

by Alik McNeal October 11, 2006

Modern Geezer

Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.

"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"

"Say what"?

"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"

by Gipman January 9, 2019

The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.

Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

old geezer

when a male puts his jizz on the females eyes, thus blinding her, then kicks the legs of the female counterpart making it impossible to walk.

I gave that bitch the "old geezer" after last nights performance in the bedroom.

by 420potaddict420 November 3, 2009