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Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019
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champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork
Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!
by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
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Geezer

An older person that gets frustrated and annoyed by technology and confusion in regard to new concepts and ways of understanding .
Mom: this Damn internet...
Me: don't be a geezer
by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021
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Geezer

Evan your a geezer
by Daddy quack May 23, 2023
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Geezer

Used mostly in England. Reffers to an old guy that is excentric, drinks a lot, scares children, is a pervert, or watches football and swears when his favourite team loses. Not to be confused with old fart, whom meaning is another (an insult).
That geezer I saw yesterday freaked me out...
by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015
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Brexit Geezer

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.
That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit
by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023
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Geezer

Old greasy ugly nasty motherfuckers. Likes to lurk in dark corridors waiting to harass poor young women. These nasty sons of bitches are N-A-S-T-Y DISGUSTING fat fucking mother fuckers.
Uncle Tommy is a nasty fat fuck of an old geezer
by Accuratdefs May 4, 2020
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