gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

guched up

1. when someone or an animal is over-excited in the cutest way possible.

2. dancing to empress you, or if a animal is extremely fluffy.

1. keewee the parrot flies to the window, to see his companion come home from school. Keewee's cheeks get very fluffy, and he dances around to show how guched up he is.

by amazingabbyyyyy December 15, 2014

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017

Gouche

an alternative for the word "Gucci" if you're feeling edgy and don't want to be mainstream but still convey the message that you're good, chill, coolin, and/or pimpin.

Yea I followed that person on instagram before they were famous but its all gouche.

by pintobean447 January 21, 2018

Gouche

A boy/girl that you like and they like you back but you haven’t started dating yet. Non official relationship with no kissing/ sexual feelings. More than a friend but less than a boy/girl friend.

I’m going to the movies with my gouche, Jake, tonight.

by Stace11 January 28, 2018

Guachémat

Some in a state of severe retardation.

Person 1: Hey look at Kiyan.
Person 2: Wow, he is such a Guachémat.

by BiloMyGundlach February 15, 2018

Gouche

A term created by Evale Dickson and popularised in her Jamaican School, meaning the something is good, okay ot not that deep.

Peter: I missed the deadline for the math test.
Lisa: It's all gouche. Your teacher will definitely reopen it.

by betabitxh October 27, 2021