Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

Gaff

A British slang word for a Houseparty or a rager.

“You going to Joe’s Gaff tonight? I hear it’s gonna be mad.”

by Juju mama March 15, 2020

Gaff

Another ghetto Zimbabwean slang word used by zims who don’t have anything to do with their lives. Gaff is just an embarrassing words the use for look

The Good people that sue the words Gaff use it to mean the words House/crib.

Omds did you gaff that lady’s fat arse

I’m going to my gaff tonight

by Cailyn Robinson October 11, 2023

Mullo Gaff

A player created railway built under another players house in Minecraft. It often leads to players rage quiting in reaction to the Mullo Gaff. It is named after Mullo, the loveable scamp.

Dean:They're biulding a Mullo gaff under your house, Cian.
Cian:*Screams, drops TNT in said Mullo gaff and rage quits*

by Mullo2kaii10 January 9, 2013

GAFF

Slang. Used in social media as an acronym for 'Give(s) A Flying F*ck'

no one GAFF about your your problems. I don't GAFF what you think about me.

by Merkavro February 5, 2025

Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff

Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022

Gaff

1. The act of kissing someone with tongue - slang term used in Scotland

2. The place someone lives

1. I gaffed the burd I’m talking to last night
2. Come round to ma gaff

by Sting December 31, 2019