Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Guidassgardenism

The sense of humor most commonly found in the greatest state in the union, New Jersey. Can be recognized as a slight sarcasm or undertone of assholish remarks along with the occasional inappropriate reference to race, sexual orientation, religion, or felashio.

(In the town supermarket)
Frank: Hey Bill! Suck a dick you greek homosexual protestant.

Bill: Ahhh Frankie... I knew that was you just by the your fucking guidassgardenism.

by WAWA! November 9, 2009

Guiderised

To be absolutely pounded by a Guido causing instant pleasure and the inability to walk properly for a week.

God damn, she looks like she’s absolutely Guiderised!!!

by The Difficult One! June 13, 2019

Price Guide

A guide that informs newbs, that dont know much about D2, how much items are worth

ishb00: COOL JOO found an arachnid mesh? Trade that for 1 290
A.Bush: OK!!!
b0r r0x0r: 1 290 LOL!!!111 your so nub

by A.Bush March 27, 2004

Pint Of Guiness

A pint of guiness is a black man with white hair

Bar Man: What can i get you sir?
Man: A pint of guiness please
Bar Man: One moment please
(bar man brings out a black man with white hair)
Bar Man: There you go sir
Man: Thank you

by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010

guidette

an Italian-American woman (the female counterpart to a Guido) usually seen with long dark-colored hair or perhaps bleach blonde, wearing tight clothing these females are fond of leopard print, or any other print for that matter usually wears a lot of make-up and bronzer,these women are known to get their nails done regularly and go tanning, now, a Guidette can be very stylish,and classy,but some of the lower class ones can be dirty whores just like any woman,so right off the bat a guidette doesn't have to be a whore or cheap, you just need to find a classy one and your good, (oh and guidettes love their high heels/stilettos)

snooki from jersey shore,me, jwoww from jersey shore,sammi from jersey shore,the girls olivia and trish from jerseylicious, are all guidettes

by a guidette. October 20, 2010

The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

The title of a book by Keith Curtis that is the classic text in the science of pickupology which states all of it's basic principles.

Have you read the American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

by Deep blue 2012 March 2, 2010