grande stiffo

Slang word for erection, made popular from when the Adam Sandler played the "Opera Man" when singing about a womans chest

"Fergia Fergia
Nipple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a..
CANTALOPAS!! EL-PROTRUDO-O
OPERA MAN....
Grande Stiffo"

by some other guy that isnt the other guy June 30, 2008

canteen grenade

a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!

"Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?"
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."

"Damn."

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008

Preston Grenade

Presron Grenade is like Preston Garvey but way better, he has a metric shit ton of Fucking grenades. Dont talk shit or he will nuke you to another dimention.

Preston Grenade is a badass.

by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018

Phone Grenade

VERB - When you’re actively texting with someone and trying to make plans and suddenly they stop responding - like after their last message they threw their phone as far from themselves as possible like a grenade they need to get rid of.

Robert, Chel and I were actively talking about when to play poker in our group text and when we tried to confirm the time - phone grenade! Everyone got quiet and it was all, “Bueller?”

by Catch63 August 30, 2020

porn grenade

playing porn on a mobile device and lobbing the device into the victims bed while they are sleeping.

"Hey Nate, Dude did you hear dat i woke charlie up last night wit a porn grenade? said ryan

by charlie, ryan and nate March 28, 2009

fall on the grenade

To make a sacrifice for the good of others. Originally a military term for when a junior officer would deliberately fall to cover a grenade - the explosion from which would kill a far greater number of his side if he didn't. In particular, it would be when a junior officer would make this sacrifice for a senior one - to protect the commanding officer for the benefit (supposedly) of the army.

Its meaning has been expanded to cover things like taking the blame for a team-fuckup (eg. at work) or humpin a dawg so (as said above) your mates can get into the pretty ones.

by Richter September 25, 2003

Charm Grenade

A conversational or behavioural device used to charm or fascinate. The device is most often used where a gentleman meets one or more ladies in a social situation and wants to impress.

Matt threw a particularly devastating charm grenade into the conversation last night. It took out half the ladies at the table.

by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010