glockenspiel

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!

Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.

by Mægz October 1, 2006

40 Glocc

40 Clocc is the second member of the G-Unit crip Gang imagined by Spider Loc aka Spider Joke based somewhere in Curtis Jackson's garage. He replaces his total lack of talent with numerous YouTube videos threatening the camera man with his gun.

40 Clocc vs. Spider Loc Rap Battle:

Spider Loc: I got a fucking gun !
40 Glocc: Nigga you a bum !
Spider Loc: Last night 50 made me cum !
40 Glocc: Oh yeah ?! Well I fucked Yayo till he was numb !
Spider Loc: Nigga you a trick, suck my dick
40 Glocc (while getting on his knees): all right nigga after all we are G-Unit click !

by J-J!!! January 20, 2009

glock block

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.

Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!

by Madfat March 16, 2013

glocked

to be glocked
is to be punched with extreme power

"did you see that fight?"
"yea it was shit he just got glocked immediately."

by chkums May 21, 2020

Gucci Glock

1. A Glock pistol that has been highly modified with non factory original parts and gadgets such as extended barrel, red dot sight, flashlight, mag well, slide, extended magazine. It bears little resemblance to the original Glock, looks gaudy, and may or may not function reliably.

2. Any pimped-out pistol.

That's an awesome looking Gucci Glock, but will it shoot?

by Looma October 18, 2019

GlockGroup

The Glock Group is a Flash animating Group simular to the Lock Legion and Clock Crew.Most of the GG animations are usually SPAM related or not sereious. The Glock Group was founded by former Clocks,and Locks.The Clock Crew has B, and the Glock Group has GUG, GUG does not mean anything, it is just fun to say :3

MAN:Did you see that sexy new GlockGroup Movie?
MAN 2: yeah it toattly roxxerd my boxxers.
MAN: GUG
MSN 2: :<

by Tobacco Glock August 7, 2006

Glockford

Nickname for Rockford, Illinois, due to the high crime rate. 14.5 out of every 1000 people will be victim of a violent crime. You can’t turn on the news without hearing about some shooting or robbery. It seems as if once you cross the bridge in rockford to the west side, the ghettoness increases exponentially.

Guy #1: “hey i live in glockford”
Guy #2: “oh so you’re gonna be murdered in a few years?”
Guy #1: “yep that’s the plan”

by Slappdat September 9, 2019