Glasgow Grin

A permanent way to turn that frown upside down; take your depressive/emo/irritating bastard, shove a credit card or similar object into his gob so that it separates his jaws, and carve two curving lines from each edge of his mouth to as close to his ears as you can get without cutting into bone. The results will put a smile on every dial. Especially the staff at the emergency ward.

'Turn that Fall Out Boy crap off before I give you a Glasgow Grin!'

by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009

Glargh

The same sound are argh except under water :)

GLARGH I'm a a merpirate!

by Anonymous monster February 17, 2009

Glasgoed

Heavily inebriated, but not necessarily in Glasgow, Scotland, though this is preferable. Stems from the archetypal Glaswegian: violently pissed.

Me and Jimmy Seatsniffer went and got well Glasgoed last night, ended up screaming at TVs in Tesco.

by Edenbro May 31, 2011

Glagging

The act of enjoying gagging on a mans penis

He had me glagging on his dick

by StarRose918 May 8, 2019

Glasgow University

A University which Glaswegians are too dumb to get into. It is often full of Tory lads that eat kettle crisps and listen to dreadful music such as Sam Fender and the Coldplay and believe they are interesting but really everyone thinks you’re a dick

Marcus: I go to the Glasgow University

Ian: OK Tory!

by Allan Barnes December 28, 2020

glasgow kiss

a headbutt to the lumpy bit on the nose, shattering it instantly.

g'here noo ya proddie, hun bast'rd ye! im gonna gee ya the fuckin kiss!

by ciaran February 12, 2004

Glasgow

City in Scotland, known in Victorian times as the "second city of the Empire". Now a days, it is more known for its ship building (The H.M.S. Diamond was built there) and its population's love of cheap booze, track suits and machetes. For proof of this, see Sauchiehill Street at around 0100 on a Saturday morning.

Typical scene in Glasgow. ~0100 on a Saturday morning.

(Ned 1) - Orright bawbag, the fuck de yeh want?

(Ned 2) - Nuhin, just gee's some Buckie then fuck off, right.

(Ned 3) - Oy, you, gee's a quid or I'll stab yeh.

{Machetes are drawn.}

(Tourist) - Crap, why did we come to Glasgow? Why didn't we go to Aberdeen instead?

by AwkOS V2*72 November 26, 2010