Gertrude

A women who there at the beginning of time.

Hey Gertrude, can you tell me about the quest of the holly grail?

by fill piller April 16, 2020

St. Gertrude's

You are all idiots. Saint Gertrude's are rich girls. St. Catherine's are richer girls. There's a select few from each that aren't fad following, plastic carrying, Lexus driving, pompous, drunk sluts. But, all of them are bitches, including me. It's called being female.
So St. Cat's girls have a few more credit cards than Gerties and a few look a little emaciated, get over it.
If any one sucks it's the look-a-like St. Chris boys with flipped collar polo shirts and wings and the sports addicted idiots that go to Benedictine.
And everyone at Collegiate is so full of money they're vomiting up 100 dollar bills. It happens.

So cheers to this elite group of Richmond private schools that the middle class public school kids want to kick the crap out of.

Can't we all just get the hell over it?

by Anonymously pissed off February 3, 2005

gertrude

bruno mars neck vein

when bruno mars sings gertrude comes out

by dalton rapattoni May 14, 2017

gertrudis

The most depressed and bipolar of them all. Beautiful but doesn't see it. Has friends but think she doesn't. Cares too much and gets too attached. Loves animals and is an absolute bad ass.

"Don't hurt Gertrudis's feelings. You'll regret it."

by Unicorn/nigger/faggot June 13, 2017

gertruda

Gertruda is a beautiful person with a lot of charm. Her name is as unique as her. Gertruda is a shy girl, at first, but once you get to know her she won’t give you a bad time. She is very funny, and she’ll always have something thoughtful to say. Gertruda is the most caring and understanding person in the whole world, and let’s not forget that she’s wifey material. She loves her family and friends to the moon and back, and everyone with a Gertruda in their life will forever be lucky. Her best friend is especially the luckiest person, and she would screw up her whole life without Gertruda by her side, taking care of her bipolar moods. So boys go wife her up. Her body and personality is blessings from God. Amen.

Boy: yo, I think I just met the perfect girl

Jasmin: Gertruda ?
Boy: yea, how did you know ?
Jasmin: because Gertruda is the only perfect girl in the world.

by Xjazzy October 9, 2018

St. Gertrude's

A great school which is constently having to compete with the "smart young ladies" at collegiate and st catherines. Both schools spend their time dissing "dirty gerties" simply because of their extreme jealousy. They ramble on about us getting more ass than them and getting it from their guys, which allows them to write about it on a website just to totally embarass themselves. They think that going to our school is an insult, think again.. its an honor to be able to do what we can do.. party harder than any other girls in RIC.

St cats: hey, wats up for tonight?
st cats 2: im not sure.. im thinkin about staying home but my daddy might take me car shopping..
st cats: man.. i thought u and i were goin to get together and cry ourselves to sleep tonight be everyone at our school sux
collegiate girl: o what. crying?... bc both of our schools suck?! im in!

by saints beat it January 29, 2005

gertude

a name for a penis usually small and way smaller than wallid

oh you have a gertude its so small its cute

by lololololololol0lolololololol March 1, 2017