fungus queen

Refering to the super mario super show, a fungus queen is when you are the queen of the mushroom kingdom

I have got you now you little fungus queen

by Groovy Pete January 24, 2017

fungus dingus

Fungus on your penis

I GOT A FUNGUS DINGUS

by KUCHKOS August 17, 2017

fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

by westy lad February 25, 2011

Foochie fungus

When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.

“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”

by Lord have mercy on my soul August 26, 2019

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 21, 2021

Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 08, 2018