Frosty mo

When someone gets semen in their mustache and it hardens and goes frosty!

Dude I forgot to clean my mustache, now i got a frosty mo!

by Bdalli August 19, 2013

tossing a frosty

A slang term for when a man masturbates. When he does so, he is "tossing a frosty".

It's a shame that Jack was tossing a frosty on his birthday instead of getting laid.

by turdsack94 July 22, 2011

Frosty Grandma

The act of, pouring an ICEE down an old woman's snatch and proceeding to eat it until you get a brain-freeze.

I went to a retirement home and gave this woman a frosty grandma.

by SystemOffline January 11, 2011

Frosty Top

(Not to be confused with the ice cream from Wendy's restaurants)
The act of giving fellatio with a scoop of ice cream in each cheek. Flavor preference is up to the giver of the frosty top.

"Julia gave me a frosty top for like an hour yesterday, and my dick practically froze off!"

by NewMonix December 12, 2009

frosty chino

poop, freeze the poop, then use the poop as a dildo.

Brokeback Mountain 2 - Winter Song features a scene of frosty chino-ing.

by gary wrenclaw August 24, 2009

Frosty Blowy

The act of a female giving a male oral sex immediately after eating an ice cream cone.

Damn dawg, Shaniqua gave me the best frosty blowy after she ate her vanilla ice cream cone.

by Chuckles012 January 9, 2011

frosty morning

Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.

Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.

by Jizzonface April 20, 2014