Freedom Swim

When you go waist deep into the ocean to relieve your bladder. You end up urinating on Osama bin Laden's body.

"Hey, buddy. Hold my beer. I'm going for a Freedom Swim."

by t0by ke1th May 26, 2011

Freedom Circle

The American way to say roundabout, because the European way just isn’t American enough.

Cheddar: This is why the U.S. hates roundabouts.

Dee: Rename them FREEDOM CIRCLES and Americans will go crazy for them!

by Sinfinite March 27, 2021

Freedom Life

A specific type of lifestyle one can build for themselves. Do what you want, when you want, where you want, with whom you want, as much as you want - Freedom Life!

Dang, Pat does whatever he wants everyday, he's living the Freedom Life!

by Pat Ness February 10, 2021

freedom flush

The new American term for water boarding.

It's time to freedom flush these terrorist fucks!

by vizkiz May 15, 2016

Freedom Toast

A Republicanized name for French Toast (which was named after Joseph French, the American chef who invented it, and has nothing to do with France).

I don't care about your politics, you're an idiot for calling it "Freedom Toast"!

by unidyne November 25, 2003

Guardian of Freedom

A simultaneous fisting of the vagina and asshole, preferably with crossed wrists. For those who really like freedom, swipe the hands outward upon exiting this painfully awesome position.

She looks like she's limping pretty bad, what happened?

I gave her the Guardian of Freedom last night. Things will never be the same.

by Guardian of Freedom October 9, 2011

freedom pilled

Having the realization that libertarianism is the only way. That living life through freedom is the only way. Based libertarian type shit ya feel.

Yo that guy is definitely freedom pilled, he's a libertarian after all.

by yourcousinkeith October 5, 2020