fannie nannie

A friend who discourages another female friend from having sex by acting like an unwanted caretaker of her vagina

Hannah: Did Amina hook up with her ex last night?
Fatima: They got to the bedroom but Zainab walked into the room and took her away.
Miraal: What a fannie nannie!

by Destroyerqueen June 2, 2015

Frangiblesis

A type of depression that comes from realizing how fragile, or frangible, the human body is.

Humanity's frangiblesis lead to the popularity of the mech in popular culture.

by ShadyCheez October 7, 2019

Francisco

Francisco is a guy who’s dick is thick as f***

He has sex with anyone because he can

Girl 1: Look at that gigantic dick

Girl 2: I bet he is called Francisco

by Chaiclas February 4, 2020

Francis Bacon

The character used by Inaros in Sorties & Sentients, a fictional spinoff of DnD and a video created by voice actor and Warframe content creator Omni Voice. Francis Bacon is a rouge Nidus, and the character sheet is just Inaros's diver's licence. The first act of Francis Bacon comes after the party rescues a "gorgeous Tenno woman" from three bandits. The first thing Francis Bacon asks after she is saved is "Does she have any food? Francis Bacon is hungry. He wants food." And thus, they received some food instead of a family heirloom. Francis Bacon describes this as a "fine reward for such a heroic deed". After Vauban, the acting DM, points out that they could have sold said object for 100g. Francis Bacon then describes himself as a non-materialist. After this is an encounter with a "fearsome chromatic dragon", the cave collapses, leaving time to gather only one thing that is not in their inventory already. Despite his self-proclaimed non-materialism, he grabs the toes from the dragon's corpse because he "thought they would be neat." The rest of the party points this out, but he responds with "Francis Bacon is a complex character." In their encounter with the dark lord of the land in his throne room, Francis decides he wants the big glass orb full of 10,000 years of dark energy, and gets a nat 1 on the dexterity check, causing him to drop it, and the orb to shatter. Half of the solar system is disintegrated. The end.

Francis Bacon is a complex character. He is often hungry, and a self proclaimed non-materialist.

by Interdimensional Patrol Man May 16, 2020

nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit

Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"

by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009

Clam fanning

when women in skirts fan their clam with dress or any other object when working in hot environment.

We caught Cindy Clam fanning at her desk again when the AC went out.

by pork salad June 19, 2014

San Francisco Hitchhike

The act of tucking your penis back and then proceeding to jerk yourself off from the back while your thumb is extended into your butthole.

Ray was feeling frisky today, so he tucked it back and gave himself a good ol' San Francisco Hitchhike.

by kct September 26, 2014