A European country that absolutely sucks ass. Don't go there. It's absolute shit. I'm begging you. It's the fucking worst.
by Dave the Overweight Gorilla November 5, 2020
A country on Europe that is known for surrendering a lot. Their flag is a surrender flag with a blue and red stripe on the sides.
by Blah. It's a person June 9, 2020
A country that loves to bash America until they need our help taking care of terrorists that they practically invite to their country. Then once we save their ass, they continue to bash us again. They were also known for losing every single war when they weren't lead by Empolean.
If it wasn't for us, France would become Nazi Germany and everyone in France would be speaking German with Hitler as world leader.
by JoeyCentral May 23, 2011
Glass Joe's origin. Thought to be the weakest country in warfare, but this is wrong. Petoria is actually the weakest country.
While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
by ThePunchOutMan June 19, 2009
A slang term used to descriminate the likes of french friends you have unfortunately stumbled upon in your life.
Calling them by this name indicates their need for bathing and proper acts of hygiene. They often stank of ass, drive shitty 1984 Cutlas Supremes, Have LG sisters, are pinner bitches, and often have low brow names such as John. Sometimes they are so French their name is spelt Jean
Calling them by this name indicates their need for bathing and proper acts of hygiene. They often stank of ass, drive shitty 1984 Cutlas Supremes, Have LG sisters, are pinner bitches, and often have low brow names such as John. Sometimes they are so French their name is spelt Jean
by Dennis The Browns April 22, 2009
Country of the 'ands-zin-zuh-haire people. (See statue of liberty)
The zenith of exquis fanaticism and arrogance (believers of French fine art crap should watch an hour of French national T.V.).
Since non-white people (immigrants) find no jobs, they become part-time athletes. From this pool, France finds very competitive representatives and does well in World Cups/Olympics. This representation of France provides an illusion of "fraternité". This brings and creates more deceived immigrants (->) leading to riots.
France is actively involved in spreading the "Francophonie" to developing countries. Few smell the churning evil.
Good things about France: education is free; people are always open to debate before consented rape; many Americans love the beauty (draped hypocrisy) of France which is always a good thing; even a short guy like Napoleon can pick up hundreds of chicks there; Celine Dion's wailing sounds better in French (yes, it was English); if there's a nice chick in a French film (and there usually is), she'll be nude by the end and you'll see a black guy saying her p**@ tastes like milk or some weirder stuff which in general is so artsy that you'd finding yourself bending over a la Francaise if you could fathom its depth.
The zenith of exquis fanaticism and arrogance (believers of French fine art crap should watch an hour of French national T.V.).
Since non-white people (immigrants) find no jobs, they become part-time athletes. From this pool, France finds very competitive representatives and does well in World Cups/Olympics. This representation of France provides an illusion of "fraternité". This brings and creates more deceived immigrants (->) leading to riots.
France is actively involved in spreading the "Francophonie" to developing countries. Few smell the churning evil.
Good things about France: education is free; people are always open to debate before consented rape; many Americans love the beauty (draped hypocrisy) of France which is always a good thing; even a short guy like Napoleon can pick up hundreds of chicks there; Celine Dion's wailing sounds better in French (yes, it was English); if there's a nice chick in a French film (and there usually is), she'll be nude by the end and you'll see a black guy saying her p**@ tastes like milk or some weirder stuff which in general is so artsy that you'd finding yourself bending over a la Francaise if you could fathom its depth.
France has enough bitches to buffer even the greatest of invaders.
"Mains, jupes et jambes en l'air" is in the heart of each and every French.
"Mains, jupes et jambes en l'air" is in the heart of each and every French.
by Yangus February 8, 2006
France, among history, has been a great country and in some ocasions, the very great country of its time... By the time of the 17th century, France was the leading country of Europe under the reign of Louis the 14th, and then, under the reign of Napoleon Bonaparte, who declared himself emperor of France, and settled France's domination over Europe ( a part from England, which was under total embargo from the continent). A big part of the political tensions between United States and France was the importance of Charles de Gaulle, general who then became president from 1958 to 1969. De Gaulle managed to make the french interests prevail on the international theater, quitting the OTAN military command or supporting arab countries at the beggining of the Near-East problems. France, today, suffers the crisis of being a "Close to the top country and not "The one". However, I'm french and i'm not frustated about my country not being the leader of the world. But a little thing remains pushing me to think that i'm french, a little better than the others. (but that's a pretty international feeling...)
As an sad example, Jean Marie le Pen, leader of the french nationalist party, uses symbols (such as speeches made on historical locations of the 1789's Revolution) to give his audience the rememberance of France's greatness and superiority (where, in his very own point of view, minorities were dealt with authority)
by francoishyde November 2, 2006