Alpha Funding Group

A bunch of wanna-be Russian gangsters who telemarket trying to grub pennies out of your wallet. Be warned; they can't even afford cigarettes

Those guys are such fakers in their sandals and $5 t-shirts smoking indoors and choking on the fumes. And they think they are gangsters? Must be related to the guys at Alpha Funding Group...

by JamesColeeee October 21, 2008

Fonging

Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.

Fonging with your friends is a great way to have fun.

by Erasmus Caffery October 4, 2006

folding

The act of pushing the tip of one's circumcised penis so that it is "folded" inside out thereby constructing a pseudo-foreskin.

"Last night I told my girlfriend what folding means... then she did it to me."

by T-Dizzle0627 February 4, 2010

fandingle

fan-din-gle The happy cousin of the "F" word. to be used in public places.

used to take place of or used in place of the "F" word. Term to be used in any situation that you cant use the "F" word.

after hitting my hand i screamed fandingle.
what the fandingle is going on in here.
that job is so fandingled.
we fandingle every wedneday.
what a beautiful fandinglishous day
how in the fandingle did you do that
your so fandingled whey they get home
I love to fandingle after drinking all night.

by Domaniac May 19, 2009

fodding

the art of lounging around a pool whilst the wife goes out to work

They've emigrated to Las Vegas and now he just spends his days fodding

by Crust March 23, 2005

Finding Larry

Generally means to have deviant backwoods sex. In rare circumstances it can also mean to go "off-roading"... but usually, it's the sex.

We went "finding Larry" last night on a backroad.

by eatdirtfartdust June 22, 2011

Folding Space

Having sex.

Origin: In the science-fiction works of Frank Herbert's "Dune," space travel was accomplished by the usage of psychotropic drugs. In a similar fashion, sexual intercourse releases brain stimulating chemicals like dopamine and thus also achieves a transcendent state.

Sex if often played up by statements refering to travel like "I will send you around the world." It's only nature that the two should be combined in sci-fi geek slang.

We are folding space at my parent's house while they are away in Arizona!

by Le Stich April 10, 2011