splidge flanks

This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.

Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.

"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

Flonkerton

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Flonker

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

by mimus September 11, 2008

Flink

Flink is the German and Swedish word for “quick” or “agile”

Floyd was so quick on the attack, that the opponent was not able to protect himself from that flink knockout punch.

by johntruman November 27, 2017

fluke

can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.

Damn where the hell did that cop come from..Thats fluke!

by bskillzz April 3, 2006

Fluker

A person who is usually small in size. sometimes refered to as a hobbit. somtimes cruel and aggressive in behavior. greatly fears the mythical creature sasquatch.

That guy is so Fluker.

yeah he ran like a girl from that sasquatch.

by 23183875 May 11, 2011

flinker

to really, really, want a piece of gum; the urge is so intense it's all you can think about

I'm feeling really flinker right now" "I told you I don't have anymore gum!

by ryguy71421 November 29, 2011