Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.

Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes

by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009

Champagne Flute

When an uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin high up over the end of his penis, forming a repository for liquids. His gay lover then proceeds to ejaculate into this skin-shaped cup, being very careful not to spill any of the delicious semen. Once the glass is full or the supply has run out, you may then proceed to drink from the glass, holding the stem ever so delicately with your thumb and index finger. A monocle is recommend for performing this sophisticated act.

I invited Ezra and Joey out for a drink on Saturday night, but they said they'd been up all night drinking out of their champagne flutes and couldn't make it to the bar. Maybe another time though, they replied.

by Deecon February 21, 2011

Amish Log Flume

Having anal sex with a chick who has a thick beard.

Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.

by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 7, 2009

fluesday

1. When one calls in sick on Tuesday due to excessive drinking the previous Monday night.
2. A hangover parading around like a sick day.

Brandon drank quite a bit on Monday now he has a bad case of the Fluesdays.

by miVi December 12, 2007

Fluke Fuck

A one time hook-up that would not have happened under any other circumstances.

"Yeah you got cheeks last night, But it was a Fluke Fuck. She didnt even remember it happening the next day."

by Ian and Michael Richards February 11, 2009

Flume Candy

1. Any crease on a female's body that a man might find sexually appealing. Well-known examples include breast cleavage and butt crack. Lesser known examples include the back of the armpit ("huffle"), calf-hamstring crease, and elbow crease.

2. A penis.

1. There some definite flume candy under that baby tee.

2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.

by EugeneCLukas October 7, 2011

Chocolate Flute

A large, toilet plugging turd

The hotel bathroom was plugged by a chocolate flute

by Big Sue April 26, 2004