Japanese Flapjack

the sexual act when you fill a women's ass with pancake mix and fuck it for at least an hour, the next day you both wake up to the best Japanese style pancakes a women's ass can make
by JapanSexMan October 31, 2009
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Flapjack

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.
"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"
by Ryan December 20, 2003
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Carolina Flapjack

When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.
I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.
by tehaudistarr February 22, 2008
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Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.
This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.
by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003
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The Pakistani Flapjack

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.
Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.
by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019
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Proper Flapjack

Term used to describe something that is "very good"
I like your footballing skills - they're proper flapjack.
by ouch_that_hurt August 20, 2010
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Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks
During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.
by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015
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