Flapped

When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.

Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.

Example 1:

Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"

Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"

Example 2:

Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"

by FlappedJoint June 3, 2012

fappergasted

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

Apple Flapper

A loose, whorish party girl in her mid twenties carrying the odor of her fruity perfume and whatever she got drunk off of last night on her at all times.

Party girl, lot lizard, drunken skank, Apple Flapper

by Appleflapper April 8, 2009

Fart flapper

The act of placing your nut sack over another's anus and letting your balls flap as they expel gas.

Nate come here. I want to do a fart flapper!

by Flap master June 17, 2013

Fapper

One who faps, or practices fapping.

"Fapper's his username".

by Dinky May 21, 2004

frapped up

torn, broken, or just generally screwed up.

My car won't run, it just blows smoke out of the tailpipe. It must be frapped up again.

by Aunty Peaches May 17, 2010

FlapperJacking

A really fun ghetto phrase, used to make a sentence more interesting or to sound gangster.

Oh it be a flapperjacking time!

by Reg1024 August 14, 2010