alaskan fitzgerald

When a female/male gives a male a blow job with ice in his/ her mouth.

Dude she gave me a alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock froze, it was fucking awesome!

by Ben Spenelli October 16, 2008

Good One Fitz

A phrase shouted after somebody trys to tell a funny story, but their story is too long, boring, and most of all not funny!

Fitz: One day when I was playing Gears of War with some of my friends, I was trying to shoot somebody when one of them just comes up to me and tried to chainsaw me. I just turned around and shot them in the head, and he was like Nooooo... and I was like Yeah....Take That!!!

Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!

by Jonathan Alexander May 5, 2007

fatzine

girl called maxine that was previously very fat and chunky, but she wasnt a slut until she lost weight

Jack:Woah, You've Totally Lost Weight, MAxine
MAxine:Cheers
Jack : you've gone from fatzine to slut!
maxine:cool beans

by fatzines mom May 22, 2008

fitz

1. noun- full retard

2. verb- to instantaneously lose control of your bowels in an unannounced fashion. Usually resulting in going commando for the remainder of the day.

3. adj.- awesomer than everybody and everything around you.

4. adj- The inability to come up with a response to an insult, usually resulting in threats of sodomy.

noun- "Is your brother Autistic? No, it's worse, he's a fitz!"

verb- "Oh man, I'm 75% sure i just fitzed myself."

adj- "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fitz I am"

by 725ftn March 14, 2011

Fitzpatrick Effect

The act of using a hard surface to amplify the sound of your farts.

Dude, I just used that chair to make my fart so much louder.
-That's totally the Fitzpatrick Effect at work.

by hellobatmankitty123 January 27, 2013

eugene fitzherbert

eugene is rapunzels husband, which he became after years and years of asking before she finally said yes.

"eugene is daddy"
"there is only one god and his name is eugene fitzherbert"

by the lazy loser October 17, 2019

fitznick

a delicious goodness..can be anything from tea to a midnight snack. often can be used as a noun and or verb. also an outting of some sort.

im really in the mood for a fitznick whenever i go home.

are we gonna fitznick it up tonight?
are you guys ready for this fitznick?
i just made the most delicious fitznick ever.

by cheldy April 9, 2010