Feeding the Ducks 

the act of cutting off the penis

if you're not careful i'll go feed the ducks

Feeding the Ducks by cumquat April 23, 2005

feeding the one eyed monster 

when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit

"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face

feeding the one eyed monster by Thach October 26, 2004

feeding the baby 

A drinking technique that entails one chasing whiskey with milk.

"Don't mind him, he's just been feeding the baby all night long."

feeding the baby by the ginger lion August 3, 2007

Feeding the Mayor 

Taking a Dump

Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!"
Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."

Feeding the Mayor by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! January 22, 2011

Feeding the chickens. 

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .

T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"

Feeding the chickens. by T-lib January 26, 2014

Feeding the chickens

Spreading your seed into the mouths of innocent infidels. (Finishing on multiple people's faces)

You'll never find him feeding the chickens, no girl will ever think of letting him finish on her, much less multiple girls.

Feeding the chickens by Pseudonym.alias December 14, 2016

Feeding my dog 

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.

"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."

Feeding my dog by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008