fratboy

A primate which oddly has opposable digits and some verbal ability. These knuckle-dragging shaven apes are known for their ability to somehow coax or force sexual intercourse with feeble-minded women, often through the use of Rohypnol, alcohol, or other judgement-imparing substances. Often majoring in business or communications, they are oddly absent from class, barely scrape by, and get a job through their fratboy daddy's connections. Fratboy interests include rape, steroids, SUVs, Abercrombie, any music devoid of meaning and taste (including, but not limited to: Jay Z, Nelly, and Dave Matthews), homoeroticism, Natty Light, and whatever Mtv bullshit they readily swallow. Since the names in the Greek alphabet are multisyllabic, they often shorten their designations to grunts. For example "Lambda Sigma" is far too complex for their feeble minds, and it would thus be changed to "Lam Sig" and followed by the obligatory "yo." Fratboys can be identified by their steroid-induced bulk, backwards preworn hats with their Fraternity designations on them, and wardrobe exclusively bought from either Structure, American Eagle, or Abercrombie and Fitch. Fratboys and those women who associate with them should be gassed.

"I'm Drew from delt sig yo. Can I get you a drink yo? Do you like DMB yo? Hey yo, can I spread my filthy, worthless seed yo? The new Jay Z is tight, yo. Please kill me yo."

by dread grey January 10, 2004

xbox fanboy

Should be killed upon sight.

Fucking kill them upon sight.

by PeaTearGriffin April 21, 2005

fanboy

(n) Technocratic zealots; evangelicals of geekery. Characterized by irrational advocacy of a particular OS, console, company, or franchise.

Most commonly used to delegitimize contrary opinions in gaming forums.

Ex. "Waht the #@%? Darkrev0r jus a nintendo fanboy dont bother with him."

by Dr Know May 13, 2005

fat boy mafia

A group of fat people that sticks up for the little guy and "takes care of" things for people if they are asked to. Fat Boy Mafia members always stick up for each other. The usual requirement to join the Fat boy Mafia is to do at least one of the following: 1) Be fat, 2) Have a high level of "phatness", 3) Do something worthy of being declared honorably fat.

Skinny guy: That guy stole my books!
Fat guy: We'll get 'em back. Don't worry, the Fat Boy Mafia's got ya back!

by jmasta264 January 26, 2006

xbox fanboy

One who, most likely, does not have the mental capacity to learn how to spell 'consoles.'

Me: Oh, so you're an Xbox fanboy?
Dumbass: Yes, I am! *falls down, dead*
Me: Hah! Thats what you get!

by Du Rag April 3, 2005

fat boy move of the year

A typical fat person who makes a phenomenal action to which only a fat-ass could achieve.

Bob grabbed the glob of cheese left after the last slice of pizza was taken. He then dangled the greasy glob of cheesy goo over his fat mouth and slowly lowered it onto his fat-tounge.

His action was then described as the "fat boy move of the year."

by breaux May 12, 2008

Supra Fanboy

People who think Supras aren't overrated.

That kid Aidan is such a Supra Fanboy 🙄

by moth_egg May 24, 2020