Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.

Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.

by SS-man December 25, 2007

Farting Fun-Bag

A bag that is filled with candy and miscellaneous cheap plastic toys. It is handed out at 8 year old's parties. What makes this fun bag so special tho, is that the 8 year old farts it in moments before he ties it up and hands it to his good pal (not too be such a pal for long).

Joey: Hey Michael, want your fun bag before you leave my awesome skateland party?

Kenny: Sure thing Billy, hand it over!

*Maria opens the bag*

Alex: OH MY GOD, BRIAN GAVE ME A FARTING FUN-BAG! GAH! THAT TRICKSTER!

by Nathan Nude May 27, 2009

Farting like a Trojan

When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.

I'm farting like a Trojan today

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 28, 2010

Dakota Fanning

1.noun. The surprising moment when one realizes that a little girl is growing up to become or has become an attractive woman.
2.verb. The process of a female leaving childhood and growing into an attractive woman.

Dakota Fanning is a critically acclaimed former child actress who stunned the world when she started growing up into a gorgeous and glamorous woman.

"I remember when she was just a kid. Now she's totally Dakota Fanning!"
"Oh yeah, she started Dakota Fanning last year."
"That's your little sister? Wow she's really Dakota Fanning!"
"She freaks me out. Last time I saw her she was just a kid. Now she's completely Dakota Fanning'd!"
"Better watch out, when she gets older she's gonna Dakota Fanning."

by nonononoi March 13, 2009

Man Fasting

The act of purging the male species from your life in every way for a defined amount of time due to an overload of douchebags and the need for a cleansing.

A way to reboot your current frame of mental reference of the male species.

Well I've meet 5 guys in the last two months and all of them lied about being married, having girlfriends, or their penis size. After this last one I'm man fasting for at least 30 days, I am way over due for a cleansing.

by bakchoy March 29, 2010

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

faningitis

An acute case of fanatacism causing the victim to disregard embarassing behaviour and neglect personal hygeine, health and wellbeing in pursuit of coveted thing. Adapted from meningitis although no less severe, faningitis can turn susceptible persons into blubbering, jabbering, bodily-function-ignoring tragics.

Dude, that trekkie's got serious faningitis.

by James Eunson October 22, 2006