I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.
"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
by SnuffleMuffinMonster June 1, 2009
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The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
Get the Failure to plan is planning to fail! mug.When one person holds another person so dear to them, and virtually worships them. Would probably kill for them-
however they are to blind sighted or refuse to observe the other person could give a shit less about them.
Applies to all sexual orientations.
however they are to blind sighted or refuse to observe the other person could give a shit less about them.
Applies to all sexual orientations.
One: "Oh-h, look what I made for Susy today! I hope she'll love it...she will love it right? Oh god maybe I should buy something to. That way maybe when I wave at her in the hallway she'll actually look at me!"
Two: " You my friend are full of Idolic Failtuery."
Two: " You my friend are full of Idolic Failtuery."
by Hakii January 22, 2009
Get the Idolic Failtuery mug.To plan an event down to the very last detail, only to be blown up in the end by a single variable gone wrong.
Suzy: Ok, got my cell phone, keys, car, and purse. Good to go! Me and Mark are going to have so much fun!
*Ring Ring*
Hello?
Mark: Yeah, uh... I can't make it to the party. My mom broke her leg and I have to take her to the hospital. Sorry.
*Click*
Suzy: *calls her BFF*
Danielle, Mark is blowing off the party! *cry cry*
Danielle: Girl you just got a failure to launch.
*Ring Ring*
Hello?
Mark: Yeah, uh... I can't make it to the party. My mom broke her leg and I have to take her to the hospital. Sorry.
*Click*
Suzy: *calls her BFF*
Danielle, Mark is blowing off the party! *cry cry*
Danielle: Girl you just got a failure to launch.
by Locknëss of Anub'Arak June 2, 2009
Get the failure to launch mug.1. to not acomplish what you set out to do.
2. a very good, yet underrated band from the 90's. best described as space rock. a kinda melodic, distortion heavy and dreamy sounding. yet (contradictingly enugh) very down to earth. some of the most personally penatrating lyrics i have ever herd. a favorit band of Maynard James Keenan of tool, whome they opened for occasionally.
2. a very good, yet underrated band from the 90's. best described as space rock. a kinda melodic, distortion heavy and dreamy sounding. yet (contradictingly enugh) very down to earth. some of the most personally penatrating lyrics i have ever herd. a favorit band of Maynard James Keenan of tool, whome they opened for occasionally.
1. im not a failure for dropping out of school and buying a van and driving to calafornia to be in a band, because that was my plan all along. hey, at least im expereancing somthing. injoy your desk job, asshole.
2. "The Nurse Who Loved Me" is a song that pretty much sums be up as a person. better than anything alse, really. A perfect circle's verson feels different, but is no less personally beutifull
2. "The Nurse Who Loved Me" is a song that pretty much sums be up as a person. better than anything alse, really. A perfect circle's verson feels different, but is no less personally beutifull
by The blank way September 5, 2008
Get the failure mug.A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.
Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"
Person 2: "Epic Failure"
Person 2: "Epic Failure"
by Laughing @ him October 4, 2009
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