the over confidence in one's ability to deal with failure; rooted in having survived so many "fails", especially "epic fails", that one has the ability to head boldly into any situation, no matter how hopeless, and have the confidence that when faced with inevitable failure, they will invariably figure out how to deal with it...
She has hubris of failure and thinks that she'll figure out how to keep herself out of any real trouble. She once bragged that she'd been arrested three times and had yet to be convicted of anything.
by The Opster October 26, 2010
Get the hubris of failuremug. Is what you get if you drink the moose juice recipe that contains 1/3 RUBBING ALCOHOL. BLINDNESS IS ANOTHER LIKELY SIDE EFFECT.
by mikebrinn July 7, 2006
Get the liver failuremug. When you hold your pee in for a long time and when you finally have to use the toilet, you no longer have to pee or only a little bit of urine comes out. This often happens in men's bathrooms when you wait in line for the urinal and when it's time for you to go, nothing...
by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020
Get the Failure to Launchmug. Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.
(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
by Jack Duvales December 4, 2010
Get the Epic Failuremug. by Ae5Ea8 November 9, 2016
Get the Failure to Bonchmug. When you allow millions of undocumented aliens through the southern border of the US, have done nothing to help reduce the over 9% inflation rate or the doubling of gas prices, enforced authoritarian mandates, caused loss of American lives while retreating from Afghanistan, and cannot remain coherent for one press conference.
by J-Patriot July 18, 2022
Get the EPIC FAILUREmug. You miss your shot in the woman or man you are having sex by forget you to finish your self or the person your fucking
by I love wasting time December 1, 2021
Get the sexual failuremug.