fax

its another word for facts which you probably didnt know because youve commited arse and are an asshole also sometimes its when you show someone something and they say its soooo sick and its facts but nah they just being a bitch

Person 1: Yoo dude look at this so true

Person 2: haha fax (save me)

by mommy haver January 20, 2022

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FAX

Fucking asshole ex (husband, girlfriend, wife, boyfriend, whatever!)

Hey my FAX is such a chode - can you believe he left me when I was diagnosed with cancer?

by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016

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Faxing

The plural tense of persons delivering a factual statement(s).

Justin is faxing

by squigga-jbird-fatty November 8, 2022

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attack fax

Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.

Typical attacks include:

1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.

Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.

by Navytron89 April 14, 2005

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Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

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