fussy fart

Flatulation out of the vagina creating a momentary vibratory noise, causing the female to go 'oh!'. Aslo known as queef.

I just fussy farted out my cooter.

by Hanky Bocek May 21, 2003

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Doc Fussin'

To look at someone through a mirror. Preferrably that person be showering. This refers to the famous substitute teacher/little league baseball coach, Doc Fuss. Doc Fuss was famous for watching young kids shower after gym class by looking at the children through mirrors.

"Hey I'm Doc Fussin' you!"
"you sick bastard."

by Brent Zeez August 31, 2008

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Fussed

When you go to the toilet, and the loo roll is still stuck to your arse when you walk out.

dude, that guy got a fussed

by bananaspanner July 9, 2010

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fussels

Sex fungus

if you dont wash, fussels appears on your butt
... kinda like the poojabbers version of athletes foot, except fussels is actually able to be seen

by Moist mildreds rolling pin March 30, 2003

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Fussicate

To refrain from peeing or pooping when a bathroom or wooded area is not available. This may be a very uncomfortable situation so one should chant, "Fussicate, fussicate, fussicate," over and over again until reaching a location that allows one to relieve herself/himself or until his/her bladder or colon explodes.

"Hey man pull over the car, I gotta take a shit."
"Just fussicate, we'll get to ben's house in a minute."

by kevin reits December 24, 2008

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fussicate

To refrain from peeing or pooping when a bathroom or wooded area is not available. This may be a very uncomfortable situation so one should chant, "Fussicate, fussicate, fussicate," over and over again until reaching a location that allows one to relieve herself/himself or until his/her bladder or colon explodes.

"Hey man pull over the car, I gotta take a shit."
"Just fussicate, we'll get to ben's house in a minute."

by kevin reits April 18, 2007

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