Fratabronia

The Fratabronia is a brotherhood of countless men across the country. Most, if not all, can find their roots in Indianapolis, IN. The Fratabronia, herein referred to as the frat, represents the essence of what it truly means to encompass all that is man. Membership into "the frat" is subjective, and each original member holds the right to induct - and excommunicate - any man he deems capable of upholding the frat's firm belief system. What separates "the frat" from impostors is the broad membership of innumerable good persons. Typically, members of the aforementioned society find themselves to be strong supporters of the ol' Red White and Blue, familiar with the excruciating pain of "being iced", slaying V, and other gentlemanly activities.

Richard: "I sold my Patagonia jacket on eBay and used the money to get these jeans from the Gap."

Phil: "In doing so, you have forfeited your membership in the Fratabronia. Consider yourself excommunicated."

by ForeFather September 29, 2010

frugalskate

One who doesn't spend money frivolously.
Different from a cheapskate who refuses to spend money on almost anything.

He's got so much money saved, he's such a frugalskate.

by Andrew December 21, 2004

FRuGalS

WEEEEED codename...nice right

damn u nigga yd u steal my frugals

by george the penis March 5, 2004

frotaging

When you touch people up on the train.

Keithy just frotaged me on the train, he did it so hard i'm sore, frotaging is so cool

by Tounge May 18, 2006

fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.

Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.

by JesseG88 December 15, 2006

Frutarqua

fruit salad; salad made with fruit.

i want some frutarqua

by Steve Mines November 5, 2003

flutarch

process in which one goes bananas

all monkeys are devout believers in flutarch

by dave g March 9, 2003