Al Frankin

the freaking man who is comedian/political activist. A liberal who enjoys impersonating rush limbaugh and making him sound stupid (as he is). Also hates george w bush.

dude what you listening to?

Al franking he is the freaking man

by -tye- July 1, 2005

Fracking

The act of ejaculation into a vagina, inducing menstruation.

I spent last night fracking my wife, unfortunately I found out this morning.

by will000m December 17, 2013

frankinshit

When you flush the toilet and the shit comes back up and does not go down again

Dude 1:Did you flush your shit?
Dude 2:I did. That must be a frankinshit.

by That pie guy August 10, 2016

fracking it

the new way of saying crushing it, cause it's deeper and more dangerous

Did you hear that new tune? They are Fracking it

by directorball May 19, 2016

Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.

Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.

by jayparker1 August 20, 2013

Hans and Franzing

When your using a pump on yourself, on another person, or in any other forms or fashion. Hans and Franzing is a reference to the old Saturday Night Live skits Hans and Franz. There slogan or hook was "We're going to pump, You up!

I'm totally over swole from too much Hans and Franzing! I look like king cobra.

by The blue pill April 4, 2017

Franning

1. Rubbing a girl's vagina whilst in a public place or a friend's house.

2. Fingering a girl when surrounded by others.

"Dude! He just franned that girl round your house!"

"I'm gonna fran you at Charlie's!"

"Do you like franning? I'm thinking about doing it at the cinema when we watch The Lion King."

by MGeesers September 4, 2011