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Foet

A faux poet. Said person will attempt to seem deep and complex by spewing constant poetic verses and phrases. They can either be their own creation or someone else's(which is most often the case); they don't care. The only thing they care about is that everyone hears about it; all day, everyday. More often than not these people are moody, inconsiderate, drama queens. The poems they write while seemingly meaningful, are just that- SEEMINGLY meaningful. They don't actually have any connection to any part of this persons life; they just act like it does.
Guy 1- What was with that dude? "We only have ourselves in the end, so don't let the time drain away like an hourglass." What a foet.

Guy 2- Yeah, he doesn't seem to have anything better to do than recite poetry. The other day he comes up to me and says, "I don't shine like a diamond, but my heart is hard as one." Real poets don't go around bringing people down with their dumbass thoughts.
by Mr.BlueJay March 23, 2011
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fots around

screw around, be lazy, dick around, get nothing done.
"I smoked weed, so couldn't really think, so i fots around all day (fotsed around, past tense)
by Svetsky February 18, 2015
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footslip

Something you shout when your foot loses grip on the pedal of your bike before performing a jump or trick.
Oh shit I couldn't send that jump I had a bad footslip
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footscope

So basically a Footscope is something only MLG people can pull off. It consists of firing a gun (usually a handgun) with your foot. You hold it in your foot, aim.. Pow!!!
I'll footscope you m8,1v1 me you skrub. Just like I did to your mum m8.
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fetsund

The best place in Europe. Located outside of Oslo, Fetsund produce only sexy guys, with very long penises and sometimes ok girls. there is one girl, Siri, she is not a ok girl.
wow, i wish i was from fetsund
by Fetsund-fanatic March 3, 2017
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Foots

Look at his two foots. Two foots are better than one
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Feetseeying

Emily was feetseeying on our call and it made me laugh.
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