Evan

The most kind and loving person you could know. Evan is so smart and sexy he is the best friend you could ever ask for. Evan has a beautiful girlfriend all the time. He is never single because he is liked so much by everyone.
That kid is such and Evan.
by Kernith kernly March 01, 2017
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Dumbass little brother that never shuts the fuck up
by yummy mexitaco October 14, 2019
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A white guy that tries to act ghetto, and he's rich. Everyone thinks he's annoying but tries to be freinds with him becuase he brings snacks to school.
"Im sick of evan's crap!"
"If you touch him, he will make his father sue."
"smh."
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Best guy friend to have! you can tell him anything and he'll straight up tell you what he thinks. he's honest, nice, athletic, and good-looking. He is, however, a bit of a whore. most of the time he's in a relationship but you never know with whom. still, you can't help but like him.
A: So, there's this guy creeping on me. its freaking me out.
Evan: Want me to beat him up?

A: How's your new girlfriend, Crystal?
Evan:I broke up with that chick last week...

Girl 1: Wow, he's soo hot! AND varsity football!
Girl 2: save it. he has a girlfriend...but he is sexy.
by curlygirl747 April 26, 2012
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A loser who is bad at sex. Tends to be very short, but not built at all. He has a stupid looking haircut and is gay.
Person 1- man that guy is a LOSER, oh he must be named EVAN.
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Evan is the type of guy that seems innocent but is not, he can make you the happiest person or break your heart into a million pieces. He can easily deceive you with his quiet personality.
by Lilwhitegurl February 19, 2019
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