A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.
This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.
This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.
"What took you so long in there?"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"
by ChokedChicken March 29, 2008
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A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).
A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).
After Donnie moved to Portland, Sandra's erection collection decreased, and was thus forced to pray on high schoolers.
by nicostnico August 3, 2006
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1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.
2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004
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This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again
by bean March 5, 2003
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Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
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1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.
1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN
2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN
2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*
by Greg Goenczi February 28, 2008
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