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emergency eyes

Eyes of desperate homosexuals searching for sexual validation.
Check out that queen's emergency eyes in the steam room.
by sadisfied February 17, 2006
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Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.
Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.
by Jack February 22, 2005
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Emergenshit

It could be the consequence of a zero calorie dinner.
I had a zero calorie dinner that caused me an emergenshit.
by Syrhius September 18, 2011
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Emergency Dick

Dick you only use for when your going thru a dry spell. someone you wouldnt have sex with on if you wernt desperate.
Eww, god no i dont wanna have sex with him, thats Emergency Dick right there and this isnt an emergency.
by Dustycoby June 20, 2011
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emergency stop

When a man is standing taking a whiz, and has to clamp down and stop peeing because he feels a turd about to slip out. Women don't have to worry about this.
Ted's 4-burrito lunch kept trying to escape, forcing him to perform an emergency stop several times while attempting to use the urinal.
by Happy Rasta August 20, 2011
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emergency nine

An ad hoc extra nine holes of golf played following a scheduled round necessitated by an untoward loss of funds during the scheduled round.
C'mon Hoss, we need to get in an emergency nine--Cueball wiped me out in the Calcutta this morning and I need to win some of it back.
by Webturtle April 15, 2009
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Emergen-C

a substance of pfizzy vitamins and minerals that cost very little and is worthless in all aspects. NOT something to steal. But the powerbar definitely makes it okay.
Beau is a pfucking pfool pfor trying to steal Emergen-C pfrom QpFC.
by Pfucking Pfunny Ass's October 1, 2006
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