Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.

Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...

by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011

Electronic-landfill

Electronic-landfill are useless electronic gadgets that are of little or limited use or do not function as they should.

That gadget to recharge my phone using solar power and the device that shows cold water as blue and hot water as red is just electronic-landfill

by ITman January 13, 2011

Electronic Sedation

When you gives your kid the iPad in a public place to shut him up while you run errands.

My two year old was throwing a tantrum so I used a little electronic sedation to get us through the supermarket line.

by T_Baggin_Bandit March 1, 2014

Electronic virgin

The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.

I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin

by AT0MIC INSANITY January 20, 2016

Electronic Arts

A sign that the apocalypse is near

Electronic Arts ruined too many good video games series

by anonymous November 16, 2016

electronic interruptis

While participating in a sexual act your phone rings or indicates a text or an email and you feel compelled to stop what you're doing and Respond

My lady and I were doing the nasty when we were assulted by electronic interruptis by his mother---in which i felt the need to stop fucking her to answer the text.

by Indabutt September 23, 2017

Electronic daisy festival

A festival for normfags, featuring: hot girls, herpes, overcrowded bathrooms, and mainstreamed dnb, minimal, trance edm sets.

Hey you going to electronic daisy festival this year? Nope, what...why not? If i am going to a rave, i at least want a comfortable head change not an overcrowded one.

by crackenberry October 29, 2017