crackenberry's definitions

Electronic daisy festival

A festival for normfags, featuring: hot girls, herpes, overcrowded bathrooms, and mainstreamed dnb, minimal, trance edm sets.

Hey you going to electronic daisy festival this year? Nope, what...why not? If i am going to a rave, i at least want a comfortable head change not an overcrowded one.

by crackenberry October 29, 2017

Fort Bragg

A small tourist town barely surviving from profits mainly generated from marijuana and tourism. A great place to start a family, a great place to visit and an even better place for a slow death if you are in your mid twenty's due to lack of jobs, gainful employment or a college.

Hey have you been to fort bragg joe? Fort Bragg California? Well i do have to get a quarter pound so maybe I'll drop by for the day.

by crackenberry February 25, 2017