Elastimate

The process of a person pulling on a mans penis to try to make it longer. This can be via pulling by hand or a tow truck. Additionally, it could also be used to describe a black person being hung with white penises sewed together.

John: Harder Kenny, I'm elastimating!
Kenny: Alright dude, what the flip!
Debbie: Erm... what the sigma? I should be the one elastimating John.
Kenny: No? We only elastimate people like Jamal.
Debbie: Nuh uh

by TRZAYNE June 22, 2024

Elastiwad

A load that’s become dense and stringy from anywhere between three and five days of unbusted nut.

“Yo my guy. I shot the biggest elastiwad last night. Clung to the ceiling like spider-man.”
“Bruh, that’s what happens when you take too long a break between nuts. You need to hydrate my guy.”

by KG0060 May 4, 2024

Elastic Defense

In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.

In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.

Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”

Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”

by CrazyCronker47 July 12, 2025

Bunk Elastic

An elastic that is unable to wrap 3 times around miscellaneous cables

Yo scott, what the fuck is a bunk elastic?

by dontfuckinscattr April 15, 2011

baby elastic

Condom for small penises

"That boys thang was so small I had to whip out the baby elastic!"

by Kouryuu February 26, 2017

ouchless elastics

for pleasure other than for hair...

Omg Scott did you put her elastics in your mouth!! MANLY that you used her elastics like that.
Ouchless elastics are superb man!

by ouchless elastics December 5, 2020

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024