Middle Eastern Potato

A middle eastern delicacy that has the tendency to explode if you do not cut it slow and carful

“Ask Mohammad Ramsay for his world famous Middle Eastern Potato.”

by The only potato October 19, 2020

Baking and Entering

When you get high and then break into a house, or get extremely baked and wake up in a house that isn't yours.

Did you hear what happened to Connor last night? He got caught baking and entering his neighbor's house.

by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017

Entering the Queendom

Initial insertion of a penis into a vagina.

After five dates, I was so happy to finally be entering the Queendom!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass

It means do things to you that I wouldnt even do to a farm animal.

Arab Dude: I have stolen our favorite goat.

Arab Father : Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass.

by Godthereal1 February 3, 2012

eastern university

A mid sized baptist college in south eastern pennsylvania that doesn't have students, but pods. eastern kids think that their shit doesn't stink and think they are holier than anyone else in the state. since they are so perfect, none of the students smoke pot, but go across the road to cabrini to get high. generally low class, eastern thinks they're hot shit in a champagne glass, but are really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.

girl one: why does campus smell so bad?
boy one: oh, must be the pot heads from eastern university sneaking on campus again!

by phishingnet May 16, 2010

Eastern Michigan University

Located in Ypsilanti, Michigan this is one of the worst places for "higher education" known to man. The campus sucks, the athletic teams are a joke, social life is non-existent, and the admission standards are so low. Essentially, anyone with a pulse can get in here. Most of the people are commuter students and there is no such thing as an Eastern Michigan fan as the University of Michigan is close in nearby Ann Arbor. Eastern SUCKS!

Person 1: "Hey man, where are you going this fall?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."

Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"

Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."

Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."

by XYZ1000 August 2, 2011

Eastern Tech

all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb

teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why

by .......SECRET...... March 12, 2005