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salad eating bitch

The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.

The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.

Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
by Wraen August 2, 2007
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eating face

vigorously swallowing another ones lips, making out ferociously, sucking face, sucking in another ones lips sloppyly
that akward couple in school at lockers who are making out and calling it "kissing" also known as eating face
by leonalewislover January 2, 2010
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hate eating

The act of eating somethng, usually fast food, out of anger and agression. Usually done to numb the rage.
I just saw my ex wife with a beautiful, olive skinned man. So, I am hate eating Pollard's friend chicken in my car alone.
by Paulo Burgess July 18, 2016
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eating bananas

2 dudes deep throating each other at the same time in the 69 position.
Guy #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Chuck: Staying most of weekend in CLE with Rich
Guy #1: Are you guys gonna get a hotel? And make a video together?
Chuck: Yup. Eating Bananas
by T-rash February 10, 2018
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eating tacos

Act of performing cunilingus on a woman.
Man I ate that taco all night long. Eating tacos got me a second date.
by Edithbunkerhill August 12, 2021
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Holiday Eating

The excuse to eat anything and everything insite between Thanksgiving and Christmas/New Year's.
"I gained about 10 pounds from all of the Holiday Eating this year."
by Sara H.sd. December 29, 2008
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Toad Eating Pelican

One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.
Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.
by Peckerwood247420 June 3, 2009
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