A loser who is bad at sex. Tends to be very short, but not built at all. He has a stupid looking haircut and is gay.
by CornDogLover December 02, 2017
Evan is the type of guy that seems innocent but is not, he can make you the happiest person or break your heart into a million pieces. He can easily deceive you with his quiet personality.
Evan is a piece of shit.
by Lilwhitegurl February 19, 2019
sexiest most sexual appealing kid. only single but ready to mingle. gimme the coochie and ill let you pet my poochie. ready to smash right in ur ass. not gay but strait and respects women. team str8 4 lyfe.
by Ima Spoob February 07, 2019
Evan is the guy many girls fall for. He's highly intelligent, although he may not always show it. His confident attitude is mesmerizing to all he interacts with. He can be caring, sweet, and kind, but he also has a bad side. He's not afraid to tease you and do anything he can to make you laugh. Evan is an amazing guy, but be careful, because he can be a player. Evan is a guy most strive to be like.
by snowdrop22 March 17, 2019
by ihatered October 02, 2011
Evan a fucking faggot listens to irrelevant songs and is irrelevant like him self shows his dick pics to boys and sucks Justin Bieber’s cock all day. Says nigger when he is white tries to act like a hood man when he’s a waste man 🤣🤣
by TTv_nigger May 12, 2019
by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009